I hope you don’t plan on being productive for the rest of the day, because the internet is about to muck that up.
First things first, Jehovah’s Witnesses do not want people to be jerking it, especially deaf people. Probably because the risk of somebody walking in on them is even greater, and that’s just going to be awkward for everyone. (There’s no telling how many times Annie Sullivan walked in on Helen Keller mid-diddle…)
Wear Appropriate Footwear – ‘Die Hard’
Never Underestimate Yourself – ‘The Matrix’
Age Is Just A Number – ‘The Expendables’
I sometimes wonder if Americans get this part of the film, because basically all the Swans in England belong to the Queen and it’s against the law to kill one, and because they’re Police Officers, they obviously can’t break the law so they save the Swan
I THOUGHT HE PICKED UP THE SWAN FOR COMIC RELIEF OH MyGOd
I think that’s why it’s such a great gag, it still works even if you don’t get the specific reference.